Oh hello there!
You found the deep dive.
You have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders… Never click on the ‘secret’ link when a Gemini is in charge of the content. Contrary to the carefully curated website I have put together, I am not normally a curated individual. (Yes, I did it all myself, so if I messed up anywhere lemme know so I can fix it!)
Since you’ve found my little easter egg, you may have a deeper glimpse. I am all of the things my “about me” page says. I can look amazing and wear gorgeous outfits. But I am also pretty weird, wildly funny (just ask me), and really, ridiculously nerdy. Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes.
(I also spit out a literary quote, movie quote or song lyric roughly every minute. Oops.)
If you’re still here after all that honesty, you deserve what comes next. Enjoy!
how much do I nerd out? let us count the ways…
Literature Nerd
(wearing a period accurate costume at the Globe theatre)
Disney Nerd
Fantasy Nerd
(yes we got engaged at a Hobbit House)
Dinosaur Nerd
(The clever girl tried to bite off our heads a moment later)
Be careful, your face will get stuck like that.
You know, horned sheep don’t have claws and they don’t live in the ocean, so…. I’m not sure what I’m up to, but I was having fun.
A pretty photo with a historical landmark? Yes please.
What’s worse: not enough of my face, or too much of it?
There is no summer romance quite like mini donuts at the fair
OMG are you actually still here?! In that case, guess you deserve a couple more.
I cut off and donate at least a foot of my hair every 4-5 years.
On the other hand, I gave up on shaving my armpits a few years ago. I still trim them though, cause it just keeps growing and I don’t think anyone wants that as a donation.
In summer, I split my time between land and the sea whenever possible.
And this, dear humans, is quite possibly the worst photo of me that has ever been taken. I had no idea that my sister had zoomed in or that she was taking one at this particular moment, but here we are.
So now you have seen the best and the worst of me.
I think that makes us best friends?
And if you’ve enjoyed any of it, what’re you waiting for? Go fill out a contact form. Let’s tell a story together. Let’s have some fun and create some magic in your life.
I promise I won’t do to you what my sister did to me in that final picture. Unless you want that…?
Truly though. Thank you for being here and witnessing me as I stumble around on this incredible planet tossing my thoughts out into the air and trying to leave the places I go and the people I meet a tiny bit better than I found them.
On these incorporeal code-created pages are pieces of my heart. I gift them to you with no expectation of reciprocation.
But if you do wanna share with me? My eyes, ears, mind, and heart are wide open and waiting.
xox Lizz
